Also, I’m sure everyone has first hand experience with “Murphy’s Law” (Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong). We know a lot about that one, here at the House of 9 Lives.
Today, however, I want to share with you my understanding of the universe, with “Alley’s Law”: Each and every basket of warm, clean laundry shall be kept, at a minimum, to the body temperature of a sleeping kitty, and must be shed upon as much as possible.
There. I think my work here is done.