“He” is a feex-air of teengs. Plumbing, electrical, carpentry, the leest goes on and on. Howev-air because “He” is a feex-air of teengs, and is weeling to try to fix almost any-teeng, eet sometimes does not end well. Therefore, “He” and “She” weel be spending some time thees week waiting for the repairman to feex the deesh-wash-air. “He” made a valiant effort, howev-air thees job calls for a professio-nale.
I am a feex-air of teengs as well. I am quite the handy-cat, I can feex a broken heart with seemply a look, or a nuzzle. Eet ees just what I do. For, I am Casanova, great lov-air of the ages.